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Megalodon: MONSTER SHARK

Ever since Steven Spielberg ruined the ocean for an entire generation in 1975, sharks have reserved a spot in the darkest parts of our imagination.  They even made some people think twice about jumping in the pool.  Sharks are indisputably one of nature’s impeccable hunters and have dominated the food chain for ages.  They inspire feelings of fear, awe, and respect and rightfully so.  However, what’s truly horrifying is that the sharks reigning over our oceans today pale in comparison to one of their prehistoric ancestors.  The megalodon was one of the deadliest predators to ever exist on earth, let alone the ocean.

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The Meg

The carcharocles megalodon terrorized the planet’s oceans from the early Miocene to the Pliocene epoch (3.6-23 million years ago).  The sharks were born about 7 feet in length and typically ranged between 30-40 feet once they reached full adulthood.  The largest of these gargantuan predators could reach 60 feet in length and weigh up to 100 tons.

That type of size warrants a pretty intense appetite.  Megalodons were said to eat upwards of 2,500 pounds of food every single day.  By comparison, that’s equivalent to eating the weight of a fully grown Titanoboa, one of their prehistoric predatory peers, who are monstrous creations of nature in their own regard.  This appetite demand led them to take feast on the largest prey the ocean could offer, whales.  With a bite force of over 40,000 pounds, megalodons could crush the skull of a whale just about as easily as you can bite through a grape.

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Teeth

The name megalodon appropriately translates to “big tooth” in Latin and I’m sure you can imagine why.  Their herculean jaws could reach 6-7 inches long, doubling the size of the modern-day Great White Shark.  As you could infer, a set of teeth like that requires quite the foundation.  The megalodon’s jaws were around 7 feet in diameter, wielding 250 razor-sharp blades of perfect evolution. 

When tooth fossils were discovered during the Renaissance, scientists believed them to be dinosaur tongues based on their size.  It wasn’t until 1667 that they were discovered to be shark teeth by Danish naturalist, Nicolas Steno.

The scarcity and majesty of these teeth have made them extremely valuable.  A flawlessly preserved, non restored megalodon tooth over 7 inches can sell for upwards of $50,000.  One of the largest teeth currently residing in a collection was found by the late Vito Bertucci in South Carolina and measured 7 3/8 inches.  To this day, the largest megalodon tooth ever recorded was a 7.48-inch monstrosity found in Ocucaje, Peru.  The Peruvian region is famous for its enormous megalodon fossils.  Experts believe it’s due to the area’s presence of deep water with plenty of larger food sources.  Unfortunately for collectors, it’s illegal for fossils found in Peru to leave the country.

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The mystery of the megalodon has been explored by everyone from the Discovery Channel to Jason Statham.  Scientists believe the species went extinct due to a lack of prey variation.  Predators of that size need a lot of food to keep the tank running, and the fact of the matter is there weren’t many creatures around that would satisfy their appetites.  Regardless, the megalodon is one of the most devastating forces nature has ever unleashed upon our oceans.

























Mike the Headless Chicken

There are three things certain in life.  Death, taxes, and that people will go to the ends of the earth to please their mother in law.  While attempting to prepare an impressive meal, Lloyd and Clara Olsen ended up with a headless chicken on their hands.  

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History

The legend began on September 10th, 1945 in Fruita, Colorado, where the Olsen family was expecting a particularly meticulous houseguest, Clara’s mother.  Recognizing the stakes, Lloyd knew he had to come to the table with a jaw-dropping spread.  Clara’s mother loved fried chicken, and Lloyd took to the backyard to start the preparations.  The unlucky selection ended up being a 5 1/2 pound Wyandott chicken named Mike.  

Survival

When the time came, Lloyd chopped at Mike’s head to get it over with.  Rumor has it that the Olsen in law was fond of the chicken neck, so Lloyd’d goal was to preserve as much as he could.  Trying to keep the neck intact altered his aim ever so slightly.  After the blow, Mike stumbled around quite literally like a chicken with its head cut off.  The ax missed the jugular vein and a blood clot prevented him from bleeding out.  80% of Mike’s brain stem was intact and somehow, miraculously, Mike was still alive.

The brain stem controls reflexes, breathing, and heart rate.  So Mike was still able to perform basic bodily functions.

Mike was still chock full of life when the Olsen’s checked on him the following morning.  They decided if Mike had this much will to keep going, they would have to try to take care of him.  They managed to feed Mike grain and water via an eyedropper.  The Olsens couldn’t ignore that there was something particularly special about this chicken.  So, Lloyd packed up his feathered friend and drove 250 miles to the University of Utah.

During Mike’s time decapitated, he was every bit of a celebrity.  He began touring sideshows and was photographed for dozens of magazines and news outlets.  He even earned himself a feature in TIME and LIFE magazine.  His clout inevitably raked in a lot of money for the Olsens.  Audience members would pay 25 cents admission to view him in public.  On average, Mike would bring in about $4,500 per month, equal to $51,500 by today’s measures.  Mike himself was set to be valued at $10,000, or $140,000 today.

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Legacy

Unfortunately, Mike choked on a kennel of corn at a motel in Phoenix March 1947.  In his honor, ‘Mike the Headless Chicken Day’ was established in 1999 and the tradition has persisted.  The event includes egg tossing, a chicken cluck off, chicken bingo, and a 5K race run ‘headless chicken style’.  The celebration is held on the 3rd weekend of May, every year since it’s beginning. 

He also inspired poultry themed comedy punk band known as the Radioactive Chicken Heads.  They released a single in 2008 by the name of, “Headless Mike”.

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Mike certainly made some noise across plenty of avenues of American culture.  His tale is one of the strangest in animal history.

Listen to our Let’s Talk About Cool Animals! episode on Mike the Headless Chicken!!